Hello Fellow Worshipper of Kek,
As you might have already guessed, I, Barack Hussein Obama, am in fact a fellow kid who believes in may-may magicks and worship our lord and savior Kek and his prophet Harambe. I am sending you this email because I believe that only our brave frogmen can save us from the impending doom of our society after seeing this Tweet:
https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/775676224286842880?lang=en
To prove that I am in fact the real BO, I have attached my bitcoin address. I will send out a rare Pepe for every donation I receive. This should all be publically visible on the blockchain.
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Feel free to distribute this, but I wanted you to know first, because if Harambe is Newton, then you are Einstein for demonstrating the Theory of Special Cultural Relativity. Culture is relative… but only when you assume that Kek is an absolute universal constant. That’s what the Leftists are missing.
You see, there is no coincidence that our brave Navy SEALs are called frogmen. They are agents of Kek himself, sent to Earth to deliver us from evil during the darkest hours before the dawn.
This brings me to my next point: The Navy SEALs copypasta. People may think that it’s just a joke, but it’s all real, because meme magic is real. The Navy SEAL copypasta is actually the collective consciousness of all Pepe shitposters. This is a previously classified Psy Op for taking down the SJWs. The real WMDs aren’t in Iraq, they are in the hearts of every SJWs. The insurgents are already here. It’s all psychological guerrilla warfare, and memes are our best weapons to combat them. Notice how guerrilla sounds like gorilla? Well, now you know that Harambe was an inside job.
It gets even crazier. The fact that Pepe is green is no coincidence. Green is the color of nature. All the forces of nature are with us. That’s why we are known as the centipedes and that the Green Party supports us as well. Based Hippie Doc knows what’s up as well as Based Sleepy Doc. Pay close attention to Cernovich, because he has foreseen all these in an ayahuasca vision.
We are approaching the Singularity, where anime becomes real life. We already see the preview here:
May-may shamans, sorcerers, paladins, thread necromancers, barbarians, and rangers are the last stand against the Social Degeneracy Worriers and Bigoteers. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires, because the wall just got 10ft higher and it’s burn proof (unlike what we do to the Witch on the daily baby please). If I get a barbell dropped on my neck in the next few months, then you know what happened.
Hare Hare Yukai Krishna,
Barack
I have nothing to add.
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