How 4chan Pays Tribute To Kek (Sacrificial Offerings)

A one Snarky Duck writes in with this gem:

Traditional magic requires sacrifice.

What is 4chan famous for? Trolling. They inflict suffering on morons, and that’s what gave them the power to will all this into the universe.

Since the election, liberals have been suffering, their tears wetting the world over. It’s an unprecedented amount of tears sacrificed to KEK.
And? Canada and Mexico want to renegotiate NAFTA. Russia, Syria and Israel seem to be falling back in line. Dow is on all time high. Trump is changing the world without doing a fucking thing.
It’s ridiculous. It’s undeniable.

I like the way this duck thinks.